Tag: humor
member name: Andy Z.
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February 14, 2007 10:57 AM EST --
Since the time of the Roman Empire Cupid (Eros) has been praised as a harbinger of love. Back then his rap sheet only included kidnapping. But in the last couple of millennia, he has gotten . . .
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September 26, 2007 01:05 PM EDT --
I’ll remember this forever, but it’s probably good to get it written while the details are still clear. One sunny summer afternoon, I was at the park with my 5 year old twin sons; . . .
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October 30, 2006 11:16 AM EST --
I thought of this line and hoped it would help identify the more nerdy women. But mostly it's just ridiculous.
Darl'n, you are finer then the resolution of the Hubble Space Telescope!
This . . .
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October 28, 2006 12:48 AM EDT --
I expected my third semester Calculus class to be hard. But after the first class I knew I was in real trouble. The teacher was rumored to be a difficult grader and he made it clear that those . . .
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October 27, 2006 03:32 PM EDT --
In the spring of 2005 and I was recently divorced and eager to get back into dating. I met a woman on-line named Sue. She was smart, athletic, nice and pretty. She didn't have a deed . . .
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November 09, 2006 12:51 AM EST --
Years ago, people in the next car over used to give me wierd looks as I drove and held elaborate conversations with myself. Now they don't know if I've missed my schizopherenia medication . . .
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October 30, 2006 11:53 AM EST --
When gas prizes are rising,
From weather, turmoil or greed.
I ponder and start devising,
Ways to fuel my gas sucking stead.
It costs less to buy my food,
Than it does to stock the tank.
So I buy futures . . .
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